Wile E Cyote

Court dates

2006-02-08T09:23:00.000Z

Some dates for the diary. Court hearing: Coyote v's ACME on Feb 29th. Hmm surely that's not right. I think someone's having me on here.

Now this has GOT to work.

2006-01-27T15:47:00.000Z

Think of it.... Aerial assault.

Explanation

2006-01-27T10:02:00.000Z

I feel I must explain my previous post. You see I'm working on the speed aspect of catching this little bugger. What's good and fast I though to myself. Rockets! That's was the answer. It was nice that some newspaper bods turned up. I was able to get a picture from them.

So, what did I do wrong? Any advice will be taken on board. It didn't half get some speed up.... upwards. I didn't half come back down with a clout. I lost three teeth and bit my tongue. Once again I blame ACME... such shoddy products.

Grr

2006-01-27T09:55:00.000Z

I was that close......
Now my tail is singed.

I'll see you in court!

2006-01-24T10:26:00.000Z

Well the last few days have been a bit intense. Fresh out of hospital and barely able to stand up straight I persevered with my plans, to whit, Road Runner a la sable. I am currently waiting on a response from ACME and their solicitors I don't doubt as I have filed a compaint against their consistently defective products. Just the other week I received a package containing 7 sticks of dynamite, a length of fuse-wire and a detonator. Carefully I placed the dynamite and hid behind a large wall of rock for protection. Much to my surprise, the fuse-wire was so springy it coiled all the way back up rolling the bundle of dynamite right behind me as I set it off.... now I tell you, if that's not a defective product I'll eat my hat. It's just one of a number of complaints I filed. It's not my fault they're the only mail-order company whoo will deliver to my area. Pah!

New Year - Time for results

2006-01-20T17:28:00.000Z

Okay, this year is going to be so much better than last. I've enrolled at the gym and my personal trainer says I have great potential. I think I need to lose a few pounds before going after that bird again. Eating rock really does weigh you down after a bit.

Project 1.

requirements
1 x large elastic band
2 x telegraph poles

the idea is to catapault myself at a perpendicular course to RR. Timing is of the essence. I will post my results asap.

Bugger that for a game soldiers

2006-01-20T11:59:00.000Z

Disaster!!!! My back hurts so much. I'm going to be traction for some time now I'm sure. What happened you see was, and I admit it, a slight oversight on my part. I got the band attached and stretched right back. I got the timing wrong by the slightest fraction and shot right across the road into a bloody great wall of rock. I swear I left a dent. I'll give a day and get back to the drawing board. I am after all Wile E Coyote... genius.